so I’m sitting here, drinking my drink, when I realize
because it aids you in being cool
it cools you down in the summer
and everybody likes it so youre cool if you get it
WAKE UP AMERICA
I LOST FOLLOWERS FOR THIS BUT IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER GET OUT OF MY FACE
What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?
It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete???
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call